Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2013
Dutch and RJ nearly blew up in a booby trapped plane! Fawn and Fibby think they're responsible! It's a long story!! Fawn: Ack! Fibby, we killed our boyfriends! Mom was right, I do drive men away! Fibby: Where did po-po kitty run off to? Milo: We bombed our plane and framed the forresters for it! It's cheesecake factory time! Poacher: Try to spoil our fun poaching biz, will they? Cat: oh-mew! RJ: Yikes! We were nearly burned worse than starbucks coffee, Dutch! Dutch: (sniff) Amateur hour. The bombers used way too much cordite!