Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 15, 2013
Fibby: We've got to stop RJ and Dutch from getting on that plane! They're too handsome to explode into bits! Gee, who would have thought that using a bomb to stop a bunch of poachers would get so messy? Cat: Mew! Fibby: RJ can't blow up! I just love how his li'l sharp chin tickles me when we smooch! RJ: Hey, Dutch, the girls are chasing after us - Dutch: It's hard to let a Haywire go. I'll speed up!