Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2013
Rip is using his barely-legal chopper skills to try to save Dutch and Cobra! Rip: There's Dutch's jeep! Woof, I hope he had a powertrain warranty! Cobra, Dutch! (sniffle!) (sob!) I was too late to save you! I failed you! Stupid cold! (snort!) Boy: They are alive, senor sharp chin. For 5 bucks I will take you to them. Rip: Say wha - ? (sniffle!) FYI, sobbing is a recognized side effect of theraflu. (sniffle!) Boy: For 5 more greenbacks, it can be from anything you want it to be.