Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2013
January 24, 2013
January 26, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: What's going on? The police have got Dutch surrounded! Dutch: Rip! I didn't kill Mason. The police are framing me! Hefty: Ah, Americans! Always complaining! At least we're not taking you to Cancun, amigo! Soldier of fortune handbook - under jailbreaks - #26! Rip: #26! Where am I going to get an electric eel and a monkey dumb enough to hold the jumper cables? Cobra: That's #27. Get a grip, Rip!
Veridian over 11 years ago
By any Chance do they Sell that Handbook on Amazon.com???
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Rip is a regular McIver want to be isn’t he?
ShortStraw over 11 years ago
At least they are not being asked for #28. That one involves a platypus, cow pie and A Twinkee
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
….ha ha…funny stuff
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah Rip, get a grip! I think we can write a song around that.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Some handbook! Get one call Soldier Of Fortune Handbook For Dummies! LOL.
mntim over 11 years ago
Why are there marguarita stains on #24?
CYGNUS X1 over 11 years ago
I wonder if this hand book goes up to #69. Now I’d pay to see that!!!
rocketscientist over 11 years ago
Remember the WB cartoon about the dog that would punish a trickster cat by spinning a big wheel that had numbers on it, then pulling a punishment method out of a file cabinet?
“Not number 27!”
nboady over 11 years ago
Actually, there were two different cartoon shorts. The “wheel of punishment” segments were in “Early to Bet” (Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol 1, Disc 4). The “not Happy Birthday” segment was in “It’s Hummer Time” (Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol 6, Disc 4).
Linda Solomon over 11 years ago
Gripping HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Whatever happens… don’t lose that book!
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
If only it had a Kindle edition…
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
If Dutch was being sent to Cancun, then they’d need #27.
bloatedsack over 11 years ago
If I’m reading the title of the handbook correctly, you CAN get it, in multiple volumes! (I have #2 and its super awesome)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1606991612/
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
It warms my heart that I can remember all the hilarious Looney Tunes and PINKY AND THE BRAIN cartoons you guys are referencing! It’s further proof you folks are my kinda people! Weekend HUGPOUNCESZZZ to Veridian, John, Linda, and all the rest of our Happy Haywire Hooligans! :-D