Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 09, 2013
Goons: You two wait here. I really need to meet my quota this month! Mysterious, velvety-smooth killers are on Rip's trail! Goons: Frederico's been awfully jumpy lately. He's behind on his numbers, and he really needs a promotion. This weak economy is affecting everyone! No kidding. But Frederico's tough as they come. He'll get through it. Please! I can't afford a new pair of underwear!