Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 28, 2012
Goldie: You dumped me and made me evil! Now it's my turn. Oh wow. Mother: Don't kiss my boy! It's just a trick! Did you even read that copy of "he's really just going to disarm you" that I got you? Goldie: Can it, can it! Goldie needs some sugar! Dutch: Drop it, lady. I've got a bone to pick with you. Mother: Dutch? Listen, that alimony check is in the mail!