Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2012
Rip: You saved me from burning death! Why? Xoxo: I'm just not evil enough! I should have gone to art school, like my dad said! Destroying the world sounded like a growth business, but it's surprisingly unfulfilling! Rip: Thanks, Chancy! Xoxo: How'd you know my - good luck, tall man! Rip: Wait! I don't know where I am! Xoxo: Didn't you read your torture orientation packet? It's in your back pocket!