Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2012
RJ: Rip, into this cave! Those monsters are too big to get in there! Rip: Pull me in, quick! My fanny pack is stuck on a rock! RJ: What? You said they were dorky! I threw mine in the river! Misty: Back, back, you shag carpets from Satan's rec room! Rip: Kid, thanks! And I'll buy you a fanny pack when we get home. RJ: I had a whole pack of kudos bars in mine, just saying. Those things are expensive.