Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 22, 2012
Rip: RJ! Get Misty out of here. It's time to mash a monster! RJ: Oh, c'mon! Misty: I'll see yah! RJ: I'm not leaving! You know a monster battle is on my bucket list! Ka-crack! Rip: Think of the girl, kid! She'll need your crazy hormones to protect her! RJ: But what about you? That thing looks deadly! Rip: I eat deadly for breakfast! It's high in fiber.