Rip: You'll never break me! Never!
Agent: We have developed improved methods of torture, Haywire. Bring in the secret weapon! Reality TV with Flavor Flav. Yeeahh boyeee!
Rip: Sweet fanciful Mary! Noooo!
Here I thought it would Barney and friends followed by teletubbies. Have to admit though…
come on Rip, suck it up!
OH GAWD!! Aren’t there rules in the Geneva Convention against this sort of thing?
And if that doesn’t work, then we go to the heavy artillery.
A LATE SERIES SIMPSONS EPISODE!
I’m only reading this, and I feel compelled to tell all I know.
Followed by a Napoleon Dynamite Marathon! The Movie AND the Animated Series…. This Grin Don’t lie Folks I’m just THAT Evil! :-)
Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!!
Cue the Retief story where the huge aliens’ torture consists of awful music and hideous color combinations.
Flavor of love…..
Then why do they refuse to cancel Jersey Shore?
Could be worse, it could be a Kardashian marathon.
May 03, 2014
October 25, 2017