Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 08, 2012
Cobra: Rip, help! This lava will wreak havoc on my hair! Rip: Think, lug! Think! What would Frodo and Sam do? The vines! We can climb them to get to that higher ledge! Cobra: You take popokitty - I'll take the dog. Rip: Can't we rock-paper-scissors? My back is really sore... Popokitty: Mew. Rip: No, if we survive we cannot go to Arby's later, top fat!