Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2012
Cobra: We're saved! Who knew that the official police uniform of the Polynesian islands was a Jimmy Buffet costume? Captain: We like to enforce the law and have a good time. But you won't be losing too many shakers of salt where you're going, Poi! Now where'd I put that gun? Poi: Tsk, chief, you really should keep better track of your weapon! And start listening to better music!