Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2012
Cobra: We're on the run from crazy pirates! Why so glum, TNT? TNT: I'd like some applause for my heroics. The boat was ablaze. I had only seconds to save the helpless victim! Cobra: Wait a second, the boat captain was able to get to our boat on his own, rin-tin-tinwit. TNT: Captain? I'm talking about the fried turkey that started the fire. Rip: I call drumstick!