Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2012

Transcript:

Rip - soaked, lame and really, really in need of some energy drink - returns home. Rip: My record of risking the lives of other for the thrilling taste of danger without consequences is still intact. Cobra: Jefferson stole Mac's uniform and he and his supersized goon fled in the police jeep. Rip: You know, they say older people are easy targets for identity theft, sheriff. Cactus: Somebody get me some pants!