Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 02, 2012
Rip: This is our chance to escape! Distract the goons while I go for the gun! Wolfe: Jefferson, this will be a pleasure! Axe: I'm a bleeder! I'll stain the heck out of your clothes! Bang! Goon: Aw, man! There's no way I'll be able to return these pants now!