Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 12, 2011
Rip: So we're going to meet Cobra's new boyfriend, the DA, at parson's ranch? I hope he knows a good trick to remove manure stains from his face! Cactus: Listen to me, amigo, I'm the law out here. What I say goes. So, in the spirit of the holiday season, Rip, the only punch I want to see will have firewater in it. We clear, compadre? Puppy: Bow-woof-woof! Rip: What's the law's position on holiday scratching and biting?