Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2011
Rip: If I survive this - I'll track you down to the ends of the earth. Jack: Tsk. Tsk. You won't survive this, Haywire. The grenades are outside the bars, attached to these chains - you'd never reach them before the gooey kablooey. Guard: River Jack, we've captured Bliss Benson and some very handsome and rugged-looking older man. Jack: Tsk. Tsk. Looks like you've bungled this job quite pathetically, Mr. Haywire. Burn down the jail around them! Kid: Eu nao acho que voce e um perdedor, senhor. Rip: Thanks, kid, whatever you said.