Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 23, 2011
Rip: Rev 'er up! Radio: Camp to guard one, do you see them - over? Floyd: Negatory - I Pee-yow! Floyd: Whoa! They just passed me, and they're movin' faster than corn through a lovesick goose! Radio: Darn it, Floyd, the boss told you to stop listening to "Prairie home companion"!