Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2011
Cobra: When do you want to head in and grab our kidnapped mommy-to-be? Rip: Just before dawn. Breakfast always tastes better after a serious rescue. Cobra: I could rest easier if I had something warm on my form. Rip: I gave you a snuggie. Cobra: Honey, you need to learn to pick up a hint. Rip: I can crack military ciphers, but I don't do lady code! Can't you just say, "cuddle with me, my big sweet roll of danger?" Cobra: That'll be the day!