Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2011
Scorpion: Yes, Herr scorpion, Haywire and Carson are being taken to a top-secret, totally dank facility - your plan worked perfectly - Man: Sir, we lost contact with the transport taking Haywire to our plane! Rip: Good work, TNT. TNT: The things I do to stay in this family shock even me. Sawyer: Uh - sir, about your plan. Man: I told you no to use the airport shuttle bus, you boob!