Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2011
TNT: What're we going to do about hometown villain/ditsy spy girl Sandy Sands? Rip: She must know we're on to her. I'll get her to talk - TNT: Try finesse,tall, dark, and two-fisted. Rip: What does shampoo have to do with this? TNT: Let's make her think we bailed on her, and then shadow her - maybe she'll lead us to cobra. Rip: B-but, I'm really good at making people talk. TNT: I promise if you're good maybe I'll let you torture somebody next time.