Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2011
Rip: Mac, it's Rip. I'm about to chill by the poolside on scorpion island - Is there any new intel on my missing girlfriend? Cactus: No, but after those desperadoes who tried to dry-gulch you were caught, Mr. Blank's janitor came forward - Said he was a she, and she had a scorpion tattoo on her left arm. Rip: I said intel, not kink - Mac, I'll have to call you back!