Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2011
Rip: Skull has Cobra brainwashed, Sandy! We've got to stop her before skull destroys her life! Sandy: You just, like, hold it right there, J. Crew! I'm thinkin', like, skull has tried to squish my guts over this Cobra today, and if you're her honey, maybe you're with skull, too. My manicure! OK, you're not with skull! You're not with skull!