Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2011
Rip and RJ struggle to free themselves from a highly impractical, arguably inescapable trap fashioned by two fanciful villains! Rip: Hey, kid, my knife! The one we were skinning fish with! It's in my back pocket! RJ: I - I can reach it, Rip! Rip: Cut the ropes! Hold it, RJ! You have to earn your totin' chip card before you can handle a blade! RJ: Rip, this is not the time for boy scout regulations!