Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2011
While Rip and the gang relax - something sinister is a-brewin' in big whoop canyon heights! Lady: I want Rip Haywire dead! I sent for a top hit man! No more screw ups! Janitor: Yumpin' yiminy! Man: Starting now! Lady: Get that eavesdropping mop jockey, you rash!