Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2011
Rip is trying to jump start a plane, Haywire-style! Fawn: Look out for the trees, Rip! Pull up! Rip: Up? I want to go down! Fawn: We-we're on land! I don't know how you did it - but... Crash ba-bump! Rip: Hang on! Another cliff! We can't survive another drop! This thing's moving faster than a Larry King courtship! Fawn: What do we do?!? Rip: I'll grab TNT, you grab your will to live, and we jump!