Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2010
Cobra: Rip, I'm sorry you couldn't turn your evil mom. Rip: I had to try, Cobra. Thanks for helping, and you know - Cobra: No, I don't know. Tell me. What do I know? Rip: That I'm a maverick without a brand, and if I were to finally be corralled, I'd let you tie your rope around me. I mean - I'm a ship without a port, but I'd dock at your - Cobra: You better just shut up and kiss me.