Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2010
Rip is captured by his one true love, Cobra, who now works for skull! Cobra: Why Rip, whatever are you doing here? Rip: Spare me, Carson! I was sent to find you and take down whatever voodoo skull put on you. Cobra: Easy, Rip. I can explain - Rip: Yes, explain! First, we thought you were dead! Then you're kidnapped! Then kidnapped again! Now you're working for skull?!? Cobra: It beats temp work. Rip: I see no humor in this... not funny... uh-uh... no! TNT: Remind me to scratch red bull off the grocery list.