Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 20, 2010
Lady: You are muy bravo, Haywire. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement! We will snuggle, and you will give me expensive gifts. Rip: No thanks, Cruella. One dangerous woman in my life is enough. Lady: The wench prisoner! I'll gouge out her bewitching eyes! Rip: No more mister nice Haywire! Tell the guards to vamoose! Lady: Take a walk, men - Haywire isn't forcing me to say this in an attempt to escape. Guards: I hear yah. Cool.