Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 18, 2010
Rip battles for his life in the octagon of death! Rip: Python - crushing me - I'm finito in this fatal fix! Starting to black out - Well, like my pappy always said, "you're thick in the head, Rip!" Konk! Python: He's cut, he's cut, the Python's cut... And it's a baaaad cut!! Rip: Hey, bald bull! Enough rippin' off "Rocky IV"!