Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2009
Cobra: Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Harlequin romance himself. What brings you to my door? Rip: Cobra, I need you. Cobra: *Sigh* Can't a mission wait 'til morning, Rip? Rip: No. A swarm of zombie ninjas would be easier to fight than the feelings I have for you. Cobra: Oh, Rip! You always know what to say to make me cry.