Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 03, 2009
Rip: An old war buddy is in town, and his date won't go out without her friend - so I'm his wing man. Cobra: Is she pretty? TNT: Rip's pal told him she's smokin' hot. Hotter than a Beretta fresh from the firing rang. Hot! Slam! The pet is always the innocent victim in a broken home.