Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2009
Dad: Honey, some bum tried to break into our house - hey, what happened? Lady: Thank god you're OK! Boy: Dad! Dad: What's going on? Who are you? Rip: Your wife can fill you in on that. Which way did that bum go? Dad: He escaped through the window - I might've nicked him! Cobra: Look, Rip, blood! Rip: Stay here. This time it's personal. TNT: Well, OK, but only because I respect your privacy.