Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2009
Narrator: In a remote prefecture of occupied tibet... Man: Gexia Haywire, this warlord is menacing a sacred monastery. They need your help. Rip Haywire: I've been wanting to try China's new Q52-92 pistol. Man: No, Mr. Haywire! You must respect our culture, do the job peacefully-without violence. Rip Haywire: I'm American. That's like asking me to care about the world cup.