Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2009
Narrator: Rip tries his hand at a cover job teaching auto school. Rip Haywire: You're doing great. I almost forgot! Use your safety equipment. Man: But, I have my seat belt on. Rip Haywire: I mean my remington .230 golden saber. Man: Can I drive on all the wheels now, Mr. Haywire, sir?