Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2009
Narrator: Alaskan animal attack! TNT attacks a killer grizzly about to kill rip. Rip's life is saved! TNT: I'm here for you, provider of Nutritional dog treats! Narrator: The grizzly swats TNT away like a rag doll! She spins and tries to sink her fangs into the uncharacteristically heroic dog!! Finally: The denouement. TNT: This is how we treat predators where I'm from! Bear: Call the aclu! Or mark trail!