Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 04, 2009
Transcript:
Narrator: As Rip plots an escape from the accursed lost kingdom of El Dorado, Diego's men reach the great falls. Man 1: Ye Gods! Diego! Impaled by a gold spear! Man 2: El Dorado brand gold! This path must lead to it. Meanwhile... Cobra Carson: The guards are coming! I'm one dead deity! Rip Haywire: You're so first person singular. TNT: I've heard getting boiled in lava is painless.