Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 12, 2009
Rip Haywire's Letter: To: Mr. Chuck Norris, You are my role model, my lodestar-in short, my hero. Cobra Carson: Chuck Norris?! Rip Haywire's hero is Walker Texas Ranger! HA-HA (snort) Rip Haywire: Let that villainous vixen laugh, TNT. We LOVE Walker Texas Ranger. right? TNT: I've already committed my heart to Hannah Montana.