Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 14, 2021
June 13, 2021
June 15, 2021
Transcript:
Richard's Poor Almanac - by Richard Thompson Sorry Santa Finger Puppet Uh-oh! Forget to buy a present for some random relative? Give him/her our Sorry Santa finger puppet, the gift that admits you screwed up. He/she is sure to appreciate your brutal honesty, probably. Sorry, _____! simply cut out & tape together in the normal manner. Fill in the recipients name here. No more than 5 letters, please. I got a Sorry Santa with my name on it! It's so much better than this god-awful hairy sweater! Jeez, you're lucky! I got a coupon for Tower Records.
Hurry! You can order your Sorry Santa boxed set (12 Santas included!) for the the low, low price of $19.95 (S & H extra) from our webpage. Why play with dangerous scissors? Hurry, order now!