Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 04, 2021
just out for holiday giving by mr. richard thompson dear socks & buddy children's letters to the first pets dear socks & buddy, well, my dad says he's surprised bill clinton doesn't have weasels instead of regular pets cause he is one. how come? love, max ploppie age 6 dear vincent kids write to vincent van gogh dear vincent, i think you are the coolest. my brother thinks jackson pollock is tougher than you but i say no way! my bro-ther eats dumb flakes for breakfast! yrs. seth molarino p.s. do you have toulouse lautrec's address? dear bomby children write to smart bombs dear smart bomb; first, if i was that smart i wouldn't blow up. also, could you blow up ingrid murchison's birthday party? she's a rat (deleted) and i really hate her. yours truly, stephanie sloe-loris live goth or die! dear mr. bugs kids' letters to the y2kbug dear mr. bugs, will the drive-thru intercom at mcdonald's still work in the year 2000? how about my furbys? with concern, sherma lavalley kid: ask him will the country bear jamboree at disney world go crazy and kill everybody.