Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 22, 2021
kids only! car trip vacation quiz folks planning a trip this summer? what do you remember from last year? answers below. 1 what is this? 2 what happened here? 3 in which states did you see these signs? cows next 6 exits a. gas 'n' pay 'n' go away b. vacancy inn welcome colicky shriners c. cement garden crap outlet 25 acres of values 4 how long did it take your folks to select a 30 lb. garden chipmunk here? 5 on whose screen porch did you spend a sweltering afternoon with a tepid bottle of mr. pibb & some dietetic crackers watch-ing a small dog run in tight circles? 1 ghastly, stomachy-looking bladderoid expired sea creatures that scared you off the beach for a whole day. 2 booster seat mishap, sbarro's, new jersey turnpike. 3 a. ohio. b. virginia. c. delaware. 4 like three hours. 5 either great aunt blanche's or great aunt edie's, i forget.