Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2021
richard's poor almanac dog days by richard thompson what're the dogs thinking about these days? fritz fritz: i welcome global warming as a chance to finally stop being forced to wear those awful tiny sweaters. ol' blue blue: right now i can smell a dumpster in annandale, a beached whale in nova scotia & a plate of sausages in london. also a restaurant on crete, an un-know object in new delhi & kim jong il's hair tonic in pyongyang. nikko nikko: i'm enjoying a successfull career as an ann coulter impersonator and have appeared several times as a com-mentator on fox news, and also at children's parties. opie opie: if i were to iron my face flat, it would spread over two acres. it's a thought that keeps me awake at night. pluto, earl, daisy & marmaduke pluto: so today the mouse says, "pluto's not even a real planet, how d'you like that" in that squaky sarcas-tic voice of his. earl: yeah? try dealing with a lisping cat all the time. daisy: if it was me, i'd have bit that mouse a long time ago. marmaduke: i'm gonna take a chunk outta the next kid who calls me "scooby do."