Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 27, 2020
September 26, 2020
September 28, 2020
Transcript:
a traffic advisory please be advised of the following causes of congestion on your monday commute. fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr molasses fumhfr molasses fumhfr scale in miles 0 1 2 3 4 5 overturned tractor trailer full of molasses. molasses inexplicable article of cloth-ing in road. tire-chewing possum alert. vehicle's rear window blocked by stuffed toys. overturned trac-tor trailer full of creme brulee. fumhfr vehicle with "fumehuffer" vanity tags. driver of big car wearing hat & possibly bolo tie. overturned trac-tor trailer full of cholesterol. the yawning abyss.
I thought the fezzes meant the Shriners were in town. After causing too much of a drunken ruckus, they got banned from convening in D. C.