Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 04, 2020
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August 05, 2020
Transcript:
party trick or superpower? by richard thompson 1. man 1: i can grind my teeth loud enough to rack a cinderblock. watch. grngrng rgrnrgn grngrgr grnk cinderblock: crack 2. man 2: i can do a great t. s. eliot * wild, huh? 3. man 3: using only the power of my mind i can put a person's foot to sleep even blocks away. man 4: whoa hey! 4. woman: i can make my belly-button go from "innie" to "outtie" at an alarming rate. belly: ingk poit ingk ingk poit ingk poit answers 1. superpower. 2. party trick. 3. superpower. 4. superpower. * amer. poet, 1888-1965
Equipped only with my witty banter and charming personality, I can clear a crowded room in under 10 seconds.