Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 27, 2020
what's new on the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king. chapt world famous ocean city saltwater coffee atm bingo and taffy is off the menu! no more tacky t-shirts! corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! sandypants sam's p.c. tees i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the up-graded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud-you're hurting my scalp.