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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 27, 2019
Spring Vermin A Brief Guide Everyone would love me if my tail was fuzzy. Rats as big as cats Range- There's one under your chair Description- Large & rat like. Those damn hoppy bugs that always jump right at you Range- your basement. Description- Too horrifying to behold. Little dropkick sweater dogs Range- The end of some old lady's leash. Description- Some of them where little matching hats, too. (The dogs.) Frogs of extra legs Range- All-you-can-eat French restaurants. Description- Taste just like mutated chicken. Canadian romping sloths free range. Description- A nice change from the common inert sloth until he heard of them move through & flatten your azaleas.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
There were dire wolves and huge dangerous pigs that would eat the wolves almost as big as horses.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Luckily, I have no azaleas….