Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 21, 2019
december calender 6 the pushy showoffs down the street put up their annual display of too many lights. man: damn them. 10 news teams from channel 7 and channel 4 are inadvertently scheduled to sing carols at the same mall at the same time. ugly brawl erupts. film at 11. 14 the national association o disgruntled former employees presents their xmas handbell concert. 17 egg nog revulsion clinic. please bring a recipe to share! oop: egg nog & vodka with maple syrup. eww. sick. 20 a nutcracker hanukah carol tiny tim: hey golem, the mouse king stole my dreidl. golem: i'll get your dreidl back, tiny tim! 23 gift panic workshop with carol ubley. carol: freebie magnetized real estate agent calendars make thoughtful last-minute panic gifts! just glue your photo over theirs!