Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2018
December 06, 2018
December 10, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack by richard thompson restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations- p.j. piehole's - briefly, it was the chili. see related stories on pages a-1, b-1, d-1, next week's health section, and monday's on-line chat with dr. ditmoss of the cdc. p.j. piehole's family place ambulance sportsateria over 300 wide-screen ex hi-def tvs - all-sports sports-a-teria sports bar - all the tvs got stuck on "spongebob squarepants" and nobody can find the remote. crossover cafe international fusion cuisine - the phrase "japanese. blowfish-stuffed haggis" should not exist on this planet, especially not on a menu, and especially not on a children's menu. crossover cafe thai-english tacos big hungry ed's big hungry ed's - closed after big hungry ed took the food away from every-body and ate it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
OMG. Third one down is worth its weight in gold.
aerilim over 5 years ago
PJ Piehole’s is victim once again of a big D.C. conspiracy. Doctor Ditmoss is not a real doctor, he just play one in the cartoons….
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Interesting timing. RIP Stephen Hillenberg (SpongeBob creator)
fritzoid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Restaurant chili should always be suspect, if only because there’s no agreement on what “chili” should be.
Too bland? Too watery? No beans? Big chunks of onion? I’ll pass.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Of course it was the chili. It’s always the chili. What I want to know is, how does P.J. Piehole’s get to reopen so often?!
Also, good riddance to the Crossover Cafe! That stuff is too dangerous!