Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2016
And now, March. Whoopsie Oh, man. Sorry! March comes in on clumsy feet, kicks the trash cans down the street. Still some garbage on the lawn, blows the rest to hell and gone. Zzz Oops Ow Knocks the branches off the trees, gives the power lines a squeeze. My bad! Whups. Sorry! Then March leaves & as it goes the sun comes out. Then it snows.