Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 06, 2013
June 03, 2013
June 10, 2013
Transcript:
literary calendar monday 7 p.m. alicia sloe-lorris initials "the tiny book of twee bromides by the cash register." vapid books & such. 7 p.m. duane "li'l tom" hooper, t.s. eliot impersonator, reads "the waste land" with a pissy, supercilious look on his face then blows up when somebody asks him to sing selections from "cats." bogus bookshoppe. wednesday 7 p.m. former president bill clinton discusses "what is is! my life since the last book." back-slapping, hand-holding, panty-raid & hugfest to follow. barnes & noble bypass plaza. 7 p.m. microsoft's bill gates reads from "my america, mine, mine, mine - a vision for the future" at books-a-billion. saturday 1 p.m. activist-performance poet m'bolo stupak podgorny reads from "steal this book & heave it through a plate glass window." workshop to follow. pulpitation bookstore. 7 p.m. an infinite num-ber of chimpanzees discuss their multi-volume "treasury of western literature with no typos" at the museum of na-tural history. nit picking to follow.
Ida No over 11 years ago
I’m going to the Museum of Natural History. Anyone wanting to join up with me after the discussion can get in on the panty raid over at Bypass Plaza. Bring your own beer and cigars.
edclectic over 11 years ago
“I did not have sex with that woman.”
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Podgorny was one of my students before he changed his first and middle names! And that’s the truth (mostly)! After I spit in Duane Hooper’s face, dealing with M’bolo will be a cinch!
Thomas R. Williams over 11 years ago
Literary Lions… and Tigers… and Bears.
Oh bother.
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Who came first? Alicia Sloe-Lorris or Loris Slothrop?